inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

+ 5520

• me: *breathes*
• mom: you need to change your damn attitude

+ 129509

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

+ 10719

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

+ 89430

immiqrant:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

+ 75074